Horrible Histories - Napoleon Bonaparte Lyrics
If they want to blow up the French, king of ItalyCo-prince of AndorraYou guessed itIt's meNapoleon BonaparteUgh!Hello Paris, I bust through the doorNow everybody lift your jaws off the floorYou act like you've never seen your emperor beforeIt's Napoleon and I'm back for moreI've just escaped from exile on ElbaWhere they call me the cage monsterThey say I'm short and I got little handsBut check out my massive... battle plansYes we've got to go to war one more timeAgainst who? Everybody but don't worry we'll be fineJust fighting to get back what's rightfully mineWhich is everything I conquered the first timeKing Louis whateverHe aint got nothing on meThe greatest Frenchman everCome to war with meFrench people my subjectsI brought you successWomen used to make me nervousBut in battle I'm the bestNapoleon BonaparteNapoleon BonaparteI didn't come to partyI came to get nastyNapoleon BonaparteNapoleon BonaparteJust got to win at WaterlooThen I'll get back to ruling youYou say I'm *****yMaybe I amIt's not my faultIt's my pituitary gland or maybe my egoBut I'll tell you what is trueI'm a military geniusAnd my army love me tooI can barely ride a horseBut not for want of tryingI'd say it's not my soreBut I would be lyingIt's the British and the Dutch and the Prussian armyBut that's okayThe Prussian leader's barmyI'm pregnant with an elephantSee what I mean?But I really need to win before they get on the sceneCan't pray for rain to stopDon't believe in GodIf it carries on much longer we'll be stuck in the mudI got 100 daysAnd I'm back up in thisWe're out numbered, yesBut we can win thisSure I'm a little fatAnd it hurts when I peeBut don't worry about thatI'll lead you to victory... babyNapoleon BonaparteNapoleon BonaparteLook out world, wait and seeYou're about to see the best of meNapoleon BonaparteNapoleon BonaparteJust got to beat WellingtonWhich almost nobody has doneNapoleon BonaparteNapoleon BonaparteAnd I'll go down in historyCos Waterloo's my destiny
