Horrible Histories - Spartan High School Musical Lyrics
Today I'm starting High SchoolWhere boys are turned to menI packed my sword and shieldWe don't use paper and penEveryone's a jock hereWe don't have Spartan nerdsThe weedy kids were left to dieAs breakfast for the birdsWe're taught to love a fightWe're taught not to be meekAnd if we're good they feed usThree square meals every weekLet's go fighting nowFighting is exciting nowRocking at the Spartan SchoolA Spartan kindergartenI'm the boss that's understoodI smack them if they're naughtyAnd I thwack them if they're goodI'm feeling rather peckishI'm gonna steal some foodCaught! I'll have to punish youUngrateful Spartan broodWe promise not to stealWe're not the thieving sortStealing is considered goodWhat's bad is getting caughtLet's get beating nowLearn lies and cheating nowRolling at the Spartan SchoolWe have a bunch of contestsTo see who is the bestThe leanest, meanest, Roughest, toughest Spartan contestThis one is my favourite gameLashings of good funDidn't feel a thingI want my mumWe passed our last examAnd it's Spartan graduationStraight away we go to workNo time for celebrationTen years active serviceIn the armyNo diversionThere's only one job for a SpartanKilling lot's of Persians! Wondering about love?It's banned until you're thirtyHigh School doesn't teach romanceIt teaches fighting dirtyLet's go fighting nowFighting is exciting nowRocking at the Spartan SchoolLet's get beating nowLearn lies and cheating nowRolling at the Spartan School!
