JB and the Moonshine Band - Beer for Breakfast Lyrics
And you're hurtin' pretty goodThis mornin's got you feelingLike you never thought you wouldYou've tried it all from TylenolTo vitamins and moreBut I'll let you in on somethin'That'll cure it all for sureI said, it's beer for breakfastThe hangover remedyThe only one that's guaranteedTo end your miseryYou know, I've heard a lot of different sorts of wives' tales recipesDown here in TexasIt's beer for breakfastI've seen 'em all hunched overPraying to that toilet seatNot knowing all they had to do was pop the top and drinkMake sure it's cold cause warm beer only magnifies the hurtYeah, one sure helpsBut two cold beersIs guaranteed to workI said, it's beer for breakfastThe hangover fixThe only remedy that's guaranteed to do the trickYou know that whiskey's way too riskyAnd you'd probably just get sickSo, down here in TexasIt's beer for breakfastCome on!Well, it's beer for breakfastThe hangover cureThe only thing I know that's guaranteed to work for sureSo y'all can keep all y'all's mimosasOr your coffee and liquor'Cause down here in TexasIt's beer for breakfastDown here in TexasIt's been for breakfast
