Jello Biafra - Plethysmograph Lyrics
If Stewart talked, what would he say?Enough to keep you here ten more yearsWhere we shock ya with our 'therapy'Throw the switch on your fantasiesWith our little electronic ringClamped around your little thangFlash ya pictures, Clockwork Orange-styleLet's see what makes Stewart smileYow! Yow! Yow! Try not to expandYow! Yow! Yow! Don't trip the PlethysmographIf the machine catches you erectAin't no way you're getting' outta hereBack to aversion therapyAs we watch our toys watch youFlood your face with ammonia gasAnd the scent of rotting placentasLittle electric shock or twoThis is how we cure youYow! Yow! Yow! Don't dare to expandYow! Yow! Yow! Can't trick the PlethysmographLittle girls and boys, Panties past their thighsTry not to rise (3 strokes you're out)!Comely amputees scratch themselves for fleasDown at Muscle Beach (3 strokes you're out)!Grand Wizard Newt in a sailor suitDancing with a flute(3 strokes you're out)!Brazilian babes titties made of claySpread their waxy legs for Great DanesWho invents this stuff? Do their kids join cults?What do they fantasize to get themselves offWanna see child porn? Join the vice squadIn the name of correction we play with all we wantNothing is private any moreLie detectors were never this funSays the Attorney General ManAs he ends the morning prayer meetingBack to his office for electronic ringClamps it on his sinful thangRewind the tape, lemme see some moreSo I can feel my eagle soarYow! Yow! Yow! He's speaking in tonguesYow! Yow! Yow! Now he can't shut it offYow! Yow! Yow! Crashing through the glassYow! Yow! Yow! Praise the Plethysmograph
