Jimmy Wong - Bacon Pancakes Lyrics
So you want to make a meal?A Breakfast so unreal?With imaginationTake that apron outWe'll start off nice and slow(Hey!) Pancakes oughta be simpleJust mix your flour, baking powderAdd salt, and sugarSift twice into a bowlIn another beat together eggs and butterAdd milk and you're on your way toBacon PancakesMakin' Bacon Pancakes!Take some bacon andI'll put it in a pancakeBacon PancakesThat's what its gonna makeBacon Pancakes!And each day that passesWithout pancakesTakes away all the joyThat we could have madeWith some bacon covered by a pancakeBacon PancakeQuit singing the chorusIt's infectious as SyphilisWe need to focusGet your head back in the gameMix the wet and dryAnd stop when it is smoothNow let it sit for 10 minutesThat's enough to goWatch Adventure Time!But don't relax quite yetLest ye forget the magicSo kill and skin a pig forBacon PancakesMakin' Bacon Pancakes!Take some bacon andI'll put it in a pancakeBacon PancakesThat's what its gonna makeBacon Pancakes!Please don't actually tryTo cook to this song'Cause we're not liableIf you burn your mom's house downBut then againBacon Pancakes are worth the riskBacon Pancakes!Now it's time for youTo take it to the very next levelBy making bacon by bakin baconPraying to the bacon godsThe be takin' the time to-Line a sheet with foilPlace those bacon slices on topHeat that oven upAnd let that pig fat cook"Oh my glob Melissa,Like get your lumpy buttOver here right now!"They're putting baconIn the pancakes could it be?The greatest parts of breakfastJoined in harmony!Bacon PancakesMakin' Bacon Pancakes!Take some bacon andI'll put it in a pancakeBacon PancakesThat's what its gonna makeBacon Pancakes!Bacon PancakesMakin' Bacon Pancakes!Take some bacon andI'll put it in a pancakeBacon PancakesThat's what its gonna makeBacon Pancakes!(Pancake)Filled with bacon!(Pancake)It's just perfection(Pancake)All day, everyday(Pancake)Just like my mama made