Joe Tex - Ain't Gonna Bump No More Lyrics
Three nights ago I was at a discoMan, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to goAnd this big fat woman, bumped me on the floorShe was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to goThen she did a dip, almost broke my hipShe was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' downShe wanted to bump some more, but I told her, "no!"You done knocked me down onceYou done knocked me down onceSaid if you want to dance find you a big fat manY'all both can get on down, y'all both can get on downHuh!Chorus:I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat womanI ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat womanI ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat womanI ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat womanLord, I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat womanI ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat womanI ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat womanI ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat womanSomebody take herShe's too big for meShe'll knock me downShe came over to me, snatched me out of my seatShe wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on downI told her to go on and leave me aloneI ain't gettin' downYou done hurt my hip onceI know what you'll doI ain't gonna bump with you!I don't feel like gettin' downDon't feel like gettin' downShe just shook her head at every word I saidShe wanted to get on downThat woman wanted to get on downShe did that dip again and I hit the floor againShe was gettin' down, Lord, that woman was gettin' down(Chorus)Somebody take her, I don't want herShe done hurt my hip, she done knocked