Johnny Diaz - The Chic-fil-a Song Lyrics
If the good Lord wanted fast foodI know just what He'd eatNot Taco Bell, the Pizza HutOr even Mickey D's'Cause clowns have always scared HimJust trust me I can tellBut there's something about that upright cowWho needs to learn to spellChick-fil-A, I have to sayThat you're the one for meYou're food is always hot and freshAnd your bathrooms always cleanAnd if you thank me for this songYou know I'd love the gestureBut I won't make a big deal out of itI'd simply say, "My pleasure"Number one, no pickleThat's always what I wantMy wife says I should live a littleBut I say, "What's the point?"'Cause when you've tasted true loveThere's no room for compromiseI say, "It's like my love for you, sweetheart"But she just rolls her eyesI still have my birthdays at your placeWith a big fat smile across my faceWhen I'm sliding slides and acting squirrellyPeople stare 'cause I'm almost thirtySo Chick-fil-A, I have to sayThat you're the one for meIf you were open SundayI'd just stay with you all weekCoupons would be niceBut you know I'll take whatever'Cause it is not the giftsBut love that's holding us togetherSo if you thank me for this songYou know I'd love the gestureBut I won't make a big deal out of itI'd simply say, "It's my pleasure"
