Jonathan Coulton - De-Evolving Lyrics
I guess you've noticed that my arms don't fit in my old suitsI guess you've noticed that I'm eating lots of jungle fruitsAnyway more than I used toI used to be so tall and thinNow I'm not exactly sure which phylum I'm inAnd I know there's a monkey in the future for youAnd there's nothing modern science can doKeeping the thumb but I'm getting dumbI'm devolving, I'm devolvingI am de-evolvingI guess you've noticed that I can't sit still at dinnertimeI guess you've noticed that I quit my job and I learned to signAnyway more than I used toI used to have a little body hairNow I have to use a razor everywhereAnd I know there's a monkey in the future for youAnd there's nothing modern science can doKeeping the thumb but I'm getting dumbI'm devolving, I'm devolvingI am de-evolvingWhy get so angry at me?I don't understand how you expect me to defend my actionsKnowing what you now knowMonkey one and monkey twoMonkey me and monkey youMonkey see and monkeyDo you still love meNow that I'm a monkey?I guess you've noticed that I drag my knuckles when I danceI guess you've noticed that I stuff a tail inside my pantsAnyway more than I used toI used to see a movie now and thenNow I'm never gonna watch King Kong againBecause I know there's a monkey in the future for youAnd there's nothing modern science can doKeeping the thumb but I'm getting dumbI'm devolving, I'm devolvingI am de-evolvingI'm devolvingDe-evolvingI'm a coal miner's daughter
