Jonathan Coulton - First Of May Lyrics
I woke up this morningI had a scone and a large house blendThen a little conversationWith my squirrel and chipmunk friendsI said I'm sick and tired of winterAnd I wish that it was springThen a little fella named Robin Redbreast began to singAnd he sang:Ooh child, what you think, the cold winter's gonna last forever?Ooh child, now's the time for all the people to get togetherOutside'Cause it's the First of MayFirst of MayOutdoor *****ing starts todaySo bring your favorite ladyOr at least your favorite layWater's not cold, baby, dip in your big toeMaybe I'll see you in flagrante delictoGrass below you, sky aboveCelebrate spring with a crazy little thing called*****ing outsideI thanked him for the informationI cried a little when he flew awayWatched an episode of "The People's Court"And I tried to plan my dayCalled up my old ladyShe wasn't home so I called my girlAsked her if she'd like to join me as I entertain the worldI said:Ooh child, I'll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants offOoh child, you're gonna like it when we're taking each other's pants offOutside'Cause it's the First of MayFirst of MayOutdoor *****ing starts todaySo bring your favorite ladyOr at least your favorite layWater's not cold, baby, dip in your big toeMaybe I'll see you in flagrante delictoGrass below you, sky aboveCelebrate spring with a crazy little thing called*****ing outsideSo we went to the park togetherWe were walking in the midday sunMet all kinds of peopleAnd we *****ed everyone*****ed a lady who sells ice cream*****ed a man with a tan shar peiEveryone who needed *****ing, well,They got *****ed todaySo come on,Ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel the spirit moving through youOoh child, you'll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to youOutside'Cause it's the First of MayFirst of MayOutdoor *****ing starts todaySo bring your favorite ladyOr at least your favorite layWater's not cold, baby, dip in your big toeMaybe I'll see you in flagrante delictoGrass below you, sky aboveCelebrate spring with a crazy little thing called*****ing outside*****ing outside*****ing outside
