K-Solo - Household Maid Lyrics
Yeah1992You know what I'm sayin?K-Solo back in effect1992K-Solo steppin back in hereCheck it outHousehold Maid'92Yo, RedYou know what I'm sayin?We ain't tell a story about all these girls we used to bang when we was youngBrothers see, they don't believe usSo ehm - I guess I'll start tellin...A story when I was youngWhen I first got *****Check it out[ VERSE 1 ]It was in '77, well at least I think soWay before the people knew me as K-S-o-l-oWe moved from Queens to Long Island and my moms had it madeBut mom was workin two jobs, she said, "Son, I want me a maid"We went to this agency that was on BroadwaySo mom could fill out the papers and see about a maidWhen we got there we seen a man who sat behind a deskHe said, "I'm sorry, miss, but ain't too many good maids leftBut I'll show you some pictures of all the maids we got here"I looked and seen this maid who looked like Pam GrierI said, "Hey mom, let's get that maid, ooh, she looks like my teacher"Mom said, "Okay" and asked the man, "Can we meet her?"He pressed a button, said a name, she was there in a flashMom signed some papers, gave her money, and everything was done fastOn the way home I could look and see she looked youngAnd by the way she had me laughin, ooh, I knew she was funBut somethin was wrong, I couldn't figure it outTill one day me and the maid were alone in my houseI was in my room readin a bookShe came inside my room ***** and told me, "Kevin, take a look">From her feet to her body, I stared at shockAs I stared at her breast and her hairy provoc'She had a real bad body, I was put in a tranceBut snapped out of that trance when she unzipped my pantsShe wrapped her legs around me, she began to tease meWhispered in my ear, "Do you think you can please me?"I said, "Yes", I couldn't fessAnd then the maid grabbed my young hand and put it on her grown chestShe started seducin me, right there on the floorShe said, "The better you get, you'll get more and more"Juices started movin fast, and she started goin"I'm comin, I'm comin", I said, "Stop, where are you goin?"She paid me no mind, I guess she knew I was youngI guess she said "It's for kids", but I was havin my funAs she went up and down, and side to sideTo make me slippery and wet as I went insideThe maid moaned and groaned, moved my hipsBlew in my ear, in my face and went and tongue-licked my lipsI was only 11 and in the 6th gradeNo one believed that I made love to the household maidNo one believed that I made love to the household maidYou know what I'm sayin, Red?No one believed that I made love to the household maidYo, yo, yoPee, man, what's upRedman don't believe me, manCheck the next verse outCheck out the next verseNo one believed that I made love to the maid...[ VERSE 2 ]It happened again when I came from the parkMom was workin late and the house looked darkThere was a note at the door, 'Son, dinner's in the oven'Steak and potatos with blueberry muffinsBut before I could get any food in my jawsI seen a bra and a woman's panties on the living room floorWhere could she be, cause this I'm sure, mom could never seeThe maid was in the room, butt ***** cleanin the room for meShe grabbed my comic book, put it on her behindOpened it up and said, "Hey, read between the line"I love to read about the Incredlible HulkBut when the maid grabbed me, she invaded the incredible bulkOn the floor by the AFX track, sweat comin from the backMoms workin, we don't when she'll come back, blackI''m only 11 and in the 6th gradeNo one believed that I made love to the household maidBreak it down, SoloGettin busy for 1992, you know what I'm sayin?Mad true storiesNobody believe me, you know what I'm sayin?Yo, PMD, manBrothers be goin out, man, on the strenght, manLyin about butt, manYou know what I'm sayin?Yo, Redman, on the strenght...Peace
