Kristin Lems - Mammary Glands Lyrics
chorus:Mammary glands - wo wo! Mother nature's dairy delightYou can't make cream or butter cause it's just a human udderAnd a natural mammalian sight.Do you wanna pay to take a peekAt what drives men insane?Well they're in anthro books galore and I'mJust sure that you'll adore 'em,Even cave women have the same two simple chorusThe men decided that a certain shapeStands out more than the restWell they made such a major issueWomen stuff their bras with tissue,Thrust shoulders back to look their best, show off their chorusIf you're more than 36, you are desirableSo don't be shy, they'll payFor once you finally sold out, you may get a center foldoutThey dig your dugs, you're on the way, with famous chorusIt's a multimillion dollar enterpriseBut no one know what it's aboutIf we'd think before we'd buy itWe'd bust the myth, we would defy itAnd we might stand up and shout, "They're only" choruswords and music by Kristin Lems c MCMLXXXIII Kleine Ding Music (BMI
