Lifeseeker - Gone Guru Lyrics
Well he ain't my boy but the brother is heavyGave away my possessions and moved into a chevyVan, yeah, that's the master planDrive into the woods and eat corn out the canYeah, I gave it all away, the hard rock bandThe groupies the booze, the all night jamsNow all these fans, asking where did he go?Meditating on a rock letting go of the egoSo rappin' with the squirrels is the way of the mountainThey took half my nuts and berriesAnd riddled who's counting?Bit my finger with the truth, the blood was spoutingNow my cup overfloweth, just like a fountainSeen birds in the sky, trees inbetweenGrubs in the ground, it was so sereneThe sky was blue, yeah the grass was greenAnd that's three square meals if you know what I meanSo now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of pissMy third eyes open so give me some swiss missSaw a thirty foot fairy walking down your streetThough I was down with God I had to yell retreatBecause I gone guru, so cut the ballyhooRock the tamborines and the didgeridooSet the animals free from the pimpin zooAnd I'll elevate your mind like airplane glueOut in the desert on a three day stintI had a revelation and I made a mintSo take a hint and won't you join the clubSend your wife to my hut for the body rubLet you go guru in the SubaruFour wheel drive to the communePick up the crewAnd we out to the zen monastery on the prairieWhere I milk the holy cow but quit the dairySnowboarding with the yeti eating vegi spaghettiDon't have to live like no refuge, peace to tom petty!Ready steady spiritually growTil' I found out my boy worked for the COINTELPROGram damn now I gots to scramAnd start handing out my leaflets in BethlehemCause the bibles played out so I'm writing a new textWe are all one, so what's the problem with group sex?And so many children want to join the foldMike Love on line two, put that sucker on holdAnd shine, to thine own self be trueThey can't tell you what to do when you've gone guruYeah shine, to thine own self be trueThey can't tell you what to do when you've gone guruYou got to shine! to thine own self be trueThey can't tell you what to do when you've gone guruGone guru in my new nehruSo rock the tamborines and the didgeridooI'll deliver whover pays what's dueThat's nine for me and one for youAw, yeah, we got it going on and it's strong up in here tonightWe got that incense, burningWe got them pea***** feathers, ticklingWe got all that cuckoo karma connection, that you can useSo come on people, get with the program, we can get this together...Tonight!Too many wives for ohio they were looking to try meSo I got twelve divorces said hello HawaiiArrived without traveling they lost my bagsAnother trial for my people, don't scratch the Jag!You know they say hang loose, but they really don't mean it!Deported me to Rio and you watched it on CNETNew, chumps had me singing the bluesTil' thirty thousand showed up with the right to chooseRose petals in path milk in my bathAnd now harrison ford wants my autographI laughed when we met cause he busted a sweatThen I stuck out my tongue he donated a jetCold stole the spotlight from the Dalai LamaCause my crews coming tight in the orange pajamasGot sixteen caddies and twenty-nine rolls***** the shoes I transcended the soleWith constant expansion I live in a mansionGetting jiggy with Madonna and Marilyn MansonSixty minutes expose taxes you never paidPapparazzi! code blue! down toupee!Yes I'm starting to age I can feel it in my bonesMy advisors tell me, start thinking bout clonesFound out! heaven is a place on earth!I cut off my head it cost all I was worthCryogenic robot, now my head can spinI'll be around a million years, let the party beginParty robot, now my head can spinI'll be around a million years let the party beginGone guru, new nehruRock tamborine and didgeri tooMust free animals from pimpin zooDeliver who? 2+2Gone gone g gone gone gone gone gone gone gone goneGone gone g gone gone gone gone gone gone gone gone
