Lil Debbie - Bake a Cake Lyrics
Hook: X1I got that purpleGrapeI can bake a cakeI can bake a cakePurple, grapeI can bake a cakeI can bake a cake (cake)[Verse 1: Lil Debbie]***** I bake it like HostessLil Debbie ho you know what the coast isWhere that purple goodAnd that grape is strongAnd My temper shortBut my money longCause I cook it for 'em quite oftenThey flippin' for it like dolphinsThese *****es boring like golfin'I get 'em all in a coffinI put 'em in a box like muffin mixThat Betty Crocker, that other shitThat too hot you need an oven mittThat too hot you need an oven mittThat soda on the counterAdd two cups of Debbie DownerAnd a spoon full of sugar make the medicine go downHook: X2I got that purpleGrapeI can bake a cakeI can bake a cakePurple, grapeI can bake a cakeI can bake a cake (cake)[Verse 2: Lil Debbie]Instapic so your ***** can lookNo apron on so you can watch me cookI bake a cakeIron chefCatch your body like safety netsThey trynna take my styleThey trynna take my recipeSweet tooth and I bit itPaul Wall my dentistThey still sendin' me hate mailCause I got cake like a bake saleLike, "thank you, please come again."I'm at your neckJust like a double chinPurple, grape I'm drippin'Aunt Jemima, we sippin'Keep the oven 350Watch the pies turn golden brown[Repeat X2]Lets cook, cook, cookIf you in the kitchen *****Lets cookHook: X2I got that purpleGrapeI can bake a cakeI can bake a cakePurple, grapeI can bake a cakeI can bake a cake (cake)[Verse 3: Lil Debbie]All these hoes get a complexWhen I go to work with the PyrexI'm new fashionThey old fashionI'm still shinin'My gold flashin'You and me, we not the sameLil Debbie - household nameYou cookie cutter - Easy BakeI'm purple grapeThat's how you bake a cake