Lil Dicky - Lemme Freak Lyrics
[Verse 1]Drunk, fadedBrowned out, looking all shadyTwo months since I *****ed a ladyYoung Man dick going crazyStandard SaturdayI'm about to get a cab and masturbateThen I see a hot girl look back at DaveLemme get your cat girl, no HathawayThat's what I thought not what I said to her'Stead I walk up to her like, "I know you heard of the kidYou heard what I did, you heard of my shit, the murderous spit"She's like, "Naw, you're being weird, what are you talking about?"I'm like, "Aw..." Pulling out my phone like a bossYouTube 'bout to get her offBut as I type the y-o-u, some porno pop upI'm like, "Hold up, how did... that's not even meLike, I don't jerk off mobily..."Then her friends coming up and wanna know if everything is okayI'm like, "Naw, this a rape, you can't tell?Gimme a break, please. Get the heck away."I turned to her, "Let me buy you a drink," she like, "Fine."Told the man, "Two Patron," she like, "Lime."Said he tried twice, the card got declinedI'm like, "Alri—, is this a—Could it be a machine issue?" He was like, "Naw,"I was like, "Obviously there's something wrongI got dough, like I'm not broke...I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago."He like, "Dude, I don't know."Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna goAnd I ain't talking 'bout with me, bro, I mean aloneI got one more chance to prove myselfSo I'm like[Pre-Chorus 1]"Look, I'm athletic, girl, I've gotten several Rec League MVP'sAt my crib I've got some pizza, plus a little bit of weedIn my room I've got a TV, plus I recently did sheetsGirl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the doorLike with the crushed ice"[Chorus]You know I don't give a damn what your plan right nowThis is me coming at you as a man right nowLemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freakJust lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak[Verse 2]The girl from the first verseSomehow let me *****Fast forward, seven months, we in loveSome real serious relationship type shitDespite this, I ain't *****ed for daysTried last night, but was pushed awayBut I've been acting well behaved todayI smell okay, Adele Pandora's playingNow she laying on the floorAnd I'm praying this ***** is horny, I go and give her a smoochShe kissing Dicky back, so I play with her *****sBad move, she don't like thatBad mood, her boss being mean to herVia email, she wanna write backI'm like, "Right now?"She like, "Yeah, what do I say, can you just help me?""Oh, okay, what's the context?"Then she like, "Well, he talks to Jane before coming to me.""Who's Jane again?" I said, she like, "Wow, you should know that...""Okay, I guess I forgot," she like, "Dude, that's my other boss.""Okay, true, so shouldn't your first bossGo to the other boss, before you? Right?""But Jane isn't hands on!" she yelled"Okay, well I just don't understand the dynamic thenI don't work with these people." She started crying"Wait stop, what the ***** is this?""Naw, you don't ever take my side."About an hour later til' I'm on her good sideWe in bed, hands on her good thighsI try to kiss, she like, "Good night" but I'm like[Pre-Chorus 2]"Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a beeI've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing and weedYesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweetAnd supportive aunt during the fourth quarter, of the EaglesNow reward it."[Chorus]You know I don't give a damn what your plan right nowThis is me coming at you as a man right nowLemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freakJust lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak[Verse 3]Fast forward some more, June sixteenth, twenty seventy fourOld LD looking old as *****, still with the same ho, holding upBut my life sucks, legs hurt, friends dead, real terseMy dick looking like it's tinfoilHer tits looking like they hard boiled eggsOn top of that, she insaneLike, I don't even think she knows who I amOur kids moved away, we've been doing the same shit for daysMaybe months, who knows, probably going to die soonPretty scared, I ain't even gonna lie to youThink about it all day, on my last legsBut I'm going out with a bangI got pills they invented back in fifty sevenI took five, that's a bit excessiveI look high, take a look at my thighsAnd good God that's a little erection, it'll work thoughNow I've gotta find the ho, I'm pretty much blind at this pointI don't know if I mentioned that yet, but I amMade my way into the bedroom and there she is, I'm like[Pre-Chorus 3]"Look, I don't know if you're aware thatYou've been throwing out my shoesWhat I do know is, I'm sick of doing nothing here with youAll my blood is in my dick, I'm probably dying pretty soonAre you even comprehending what I'm sayingPlease acknowledge that you hear me..."[Chorus]You know I don't give a damn what your plan right nowThis is me coming at you as a man right nowLemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freakJust lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak
