Lunachicks - Dear Dotti Lyrics
Dear Dotti what should I do?I wrote this letter to youI know you'll tell me the truthIn The Weekly World NewsMy tongue is hairy, my lips are blueOh Dear Dotti what will I do?Shaved my tongue but my back is hairy too!Signed, Hairy and BlueHoney you're funny, with a hairy tongueI can't imagine who would want someStop shaving and get it waxedNo one likes a hairy trap oh hairy trapDear Dotti what should I do?I wrote this letter to youI know you'll tell me the truthIn The Weekly World NewsI married my dad, my mom's my auntI'm going to ashram, so I can chant,Dotti, I just gotta know, should I stay with DaddyOr should I go, Signed, I don't know.Don't know, you're cracked, married you pop?You just admitted your life is a flopGo to the ashram, chant up a stormYou're too big an idiot to ever, ever be reformed.Dear Dotti what should I do?I wrote this letter to youI know you'll tell me the truthIn The Weekly World NewsDear Dotti what should I do?I wrote this letter to youI know you'll tell me the truthIn The Weekly World News
