Lunachicks - Edgar Lyrics
Lookin' at you with your seven toesAlways there when I'm tastin' the woesYour shit stinks worse than the restBut my honey, I think you're the bestYou are the best, oh, oh, oh, you are the bestCatchin' flies like no ***** canYou're more faithful than any manSo soft & sweet & beautifulI never ever wanna let you goAnd you're never dell. No! No! No!You're never dell'Cause you're my friend, EdgarMy friendly friend, EdgarMy feline friend, EdgarMy friendly friend, EdgarYou're named after that Poe dudeLove a spankin' if you're in the moodSo soft and sweet and cuddlyBaby, baby make me wanna singAnd I think you're the best!Yes, yes, yes!I think you're the bestStand by me through thick & thinCryin' at the door I'll let you inLookin' at you with your loving eyesSo young but you seem so wiseEatin' food before Miso canChewin' plastic on the garbage canLove a nip when you wanna get highPiss in the shower cause you're so fly!My friendly friend, my feline friend...
