MC Lars - My Rhymes Rhyme Lyrics
CHORUSRoses are red, violets are blue.My rhymes rhyme, but yours dont.Hey! Im all up in your face like a rabid chimp,Ill eat shrimp on a blimp but I aint no wimp.I send American flags to Ho Chi Minh,and Bart Simpson toys to Sam Kinison.If youre akin to sin, you may just win,unless you buy a condom thats made of lamb skin.Im down with you of course and your friend Ian,although half of this rap is Indo European.I translated it so it would make senseto all you ladies and gents but theres no evidenceif Im going too fast or if Im going too slow.You can always press repeat on this funky fresh flow.Though you may not even know if I mean what I say,its legit when I tell you this homey dont play.So sit back and relax and pop open a Coke,compared to me, 50 Cent, your rhymes are a joke.REPEAT CHORUSWord, word, word to your mother and your father too,and props to anyone who keeps staying true.And shout outs to my homeys across the globe, accept diversity but diss a homophobe.The only way to understanding is to embrace the truth,were all creatures of God, Buddha, Allah, and Zeus.Were only here for a bit, so make the best of it.Dont look back in sixty yearsto see your life was garbage!But the point Im trying to make is thatmy flows are so def like a big milkshake.I dont mean to brag, I dont mean to boast,but the Sugarhill Gang is misquoted the most.REPEAT CHORUSSo get this point right here, its perfect clear,props to anyone who bought Nothing to Fear.Shout outs to Wesley Willis, Atom G., and John Hall.Word to MC Paul Barman, hey return my call!Whats up to Jerry Garcia, Hendrix, Morrison and Zappa,word to Devo, Weird Al, and those girls from Abba.I hope you have a good day and that youre feeling swell,even though the music industry can be hell.REPEAT CHORUS
