Mac Lethal - Amazing Tongue Twister Rap Lyrics
I... Adamantly attack the alphabetWith an anecdotal algorithm made of AdamantiumI'm like an Adderrall addicted anaconda or an alcoholicAn *****, like A-Rod, no anabolic s,But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beatBrushin' bubbly allover your *****y and booty beefCause I'm a carpenter, when I come carvin' your carcassLeaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpetCrumble chron' with my Colorado and my Cal croniesCram it full of condiments like it's a CalzoneDelicious! but I didn't drive and drinkWhether diamonds or dimes man I'm diving deep like anElectric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent and every cent I've ever earnedJust entered me in the electionI got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with ElephantitisOf the erectionA freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felonFive falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell inGoogling googly-eyed girls to get insideGolly gee from GlasGow to Guatemela's gentrifiedA hippopotamus is high on heroin he heckles meAnd hires Haitian Hank to hand his hoe a hysterectomyIn hateful hieroglyph I hurl-out hyperbolic hubrisAnd hang with Hipster Helen the hooker with huge hipsI'm ill. I'm Icarus. I ignite idiots in idioms and issuesJumpy jargon I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and JiujitsuKillin em like a kid... got a Kilogram of Ketamine for KwanzaIn a knitted Kimono made out of Komodo Dragon skinI'm richer than a Klingon kickin it at the KremlinBut I kick through your door, kall me Kramer KardashianLethal. Literally litter a little limerickThat be littler than a LeprechaunA menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhemMakin a metamorphosis until mechanized like MegotronNick Nolte: a nerdy native of NebraskaNeeds a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASAOminously, I mean it's obvious you see a:Orthodon'tist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeiaOswalt: PattonPickin a pocket pluckin a patentI pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passionI got a question, I gotta quiz yaShould I quirk up the quotes and make the flow quickerReally getting ready for the revolutionReeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resortServe a simple sentiment a simile that's smokinLike a sheet of Sudafed I'm swiftly swimming like a seahorseTITTIES ON ATILLA TELL A TELLER THAT'LL TOE TAGTERMINATOR GUN INSIDE A TURTLE TATTERED TOTE BAGTHUGSARE UN-AMERICAN UNATTRACTIVE AND UNWANTED AS AN UGLY PAIR OF UGG'SVIVID AND VIVACIOUSLY VENOMOUSWith the wicked wombats only walking where women isGettin xenophobic at the XanaduXoXoYippy-ki-yay,!Yours' Truly,MacYES YO!Oh shit, I forgot Z... Zebra.
