Mark Gillespie - Damsel In Distress Lyrics
Everyday around the worldHe doesn’t know what he’s looking forBut he sure hopes it’s a girlHe lives inside his suitcaseAnd he looks into the VoidAnd he sees Desiree standing right there in the cornerAnd she’s looking very paranoidAnd she says don’tDo it againAnd she says don’tDo it againAnd she says don’tThen she says do it againYou can do it once moreBut you’d better make sureThat’s the endAnd Desiree waved a scarf at himJust like she was some kind of damsel in distressAnd he said, well hang on now babe, I’ll come and help youIf you tell me your addressAnd Desiree said, Mmm, I like your styleBut won’t you get me out of this messHe just smiled and said, Honey, I came to help youAnd he helped her right out of her dressAnd she said goCome back againAnd she says goCome back againWell first she says goThen she says come back againWell we started off fineFirst we were loversThen like brothersNow we’re not even friendsIs it really the end?It seemed like the end so many times beforeAnd she said well thanks but I can help myselfAnd she got down on her kneesShe helped him with his problemsLord, she’d do just about anything she could to please himBut you know, he caught the next plane out of thereYeah, he couldn’t go fast enoughAnd he called her names for playing gamesWith stakes too high to bluffAnd she said goodbye, so longAnd she said goodbye, so longCiaou, ciaou babe, where did I go wrong?And he ran back to say I love youIt’s alright anywayBut yeah, he found out she was goneShe was goneShe was goneShe was goneShe was goneShe must have had the whole bottle!Goodbye baby so longYeah, won’t you tell me where did I go wrong?I ran back to say I love youBut I found out you were goneI ran back to say it’s alright anywayI found out she was goneToo far goneGoodbye baby so long, so long, so longTell me where did I go wrong?She was too far goneToo far gone.