Me And My Girl - The Family Solicitor Lyrics
As the Family SolicitorAs the Family SolicitorAs the Family Solici -Here's my advice to you.Here's my advice to you,As the Family Solicitor -As the Family SolicitorDuchess:Here's what you ought to do,[spoken]For six and eightYes thank you Parchester, that will do.I'll put you straightIf anything goes wrongFor I contend you must pretendThat life is one sweet song.So, sing a little and dance a little,Be gay a little and play a little,Bring your troubles more and moreTo the Family Solicitor.Say a little and think a littleAnd eat a little and drink a little,Keep a drop of the 'ninety-four'For the Family Solicitor!He'll take all your cases,Keep you in your places,Maybe save your faces,Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!Hop a little and skip a littleAnd jump a little, let rip a little.Thank your lucky stars once moreFor the Family, the Family,The Family Solicitor.He'll take all our cases,Keep us in our places.Maybe save our faces!Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!Sing a little and dance a little,Be gay a little and play a little,Bring your troubles more and moreTo the Family Solicitor!Say a little and think a littleAnd eat a little and drink a little,Keep a drop of the 'ninety-four'For the Family Solicitor!He'll take all your cases,Keep you in your places,Maybe save your faces,Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!Hop a little and skip a littleAnd jump a little, let rip a little.Thank your lucky stars once moreFor the Family Solicitor.Hop a little and skip a littleAnd jump a little, let rip a little.Thank your lucky stars once moreFor the Family Solicitor.Hop a little and skip a littleAnd jump a little, let rip a little.Thank your lucky stars once moreFor the Family (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)The Family (Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!)For the Family Solici(tor.)The Family Solicitor,The Family Solicitor,The Family Solicitor.The Family Solicitor.