Mr. Pitiful - Brand New Friend Lyrics
Roomba, Roomba…Verse 1:Here in the dim light, all that is shownAre the strong walls of a clean and happy home.But turn on the bright lights, and you will findThe dirty dust balls in the corners of my mind.But I’ve got a new friend, when he come aroundAll of my problems shake and shudder at the sound.So dirty dust balls, your funky grimeDone gone and soiled my poor spirit the last time.Chorus:Got a robot vacuum, cleaning up my lifeAnd it gonna cut through filth and funk just like a knife.And if they come back again they’ll be my brand new friend,Got a robot vacuum cleaning up my life.Verse 2:I did not recognize, I was just hypnotizedAs all the dirt had piled up down from my toes up to my eyes.And so I went to see a doctor who was learned true and wiseTo help unmask my problems from their dirty deep disguise.And I said Doctor! Doctor! Doctor! Can you hear my worried mindAnd he said clean yourself up son and you’ll be fine.So I… (Chorus)*Instrumental*Verse 3:Ooh, I couldn’t make it on my own.I couldn’t face it all alone.And all my friends, when I ask them, all they do is turn awayAnd flip their hair like they don’t care they laissez-faire and I just stare and they say…(Are you ever gonna get your life together and stop living like a dirty old bum) I don’t know(Well you better or you’ll just end up forever in a pile of your own dirty scum) I know!(And boy, don’t think that you can sleep away and close your eyes and wait for all your problems to wane) I told ya!(Why can’t you understand you need to get a plan)Well I told you twice but you won’t stop, so I guess I’m gonna tell you againI…(chorus)
