Murs - Risky Business (feat. Humpty Hump & Shock G.) Lyrics
f/ Digital Underground[MURS]See, had the place to myself, my parents went outta townSo I had the music up and was runnin' aroundSinging to the beat of my favorite undergroundSong at the time, let's just say it was MURSI was rappin' in the mirror, I was knowin' every verseI was doin' my thang until the doorbell rangIt was my homeboy Shock, a mellow type of fellowThat I knew from up the block, he walked in and said:[Shock G]Yo, what's the deal MURS? First things first, you couldn'ta hit meAt a better time, them four cars behind me, they with meAll women, all dimes, the redhead she's mineShe wanna hump me, yo that's my brother Humpty[Humpty Hump]What's up yo? Pardon me, but I gots to go, where the bathroom at?Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo this house is fat'Ey cat, you wanna hit this? Oops I shouldn'ta did thatI'll clean it up before your folks come home, yo where they at?[MURS]Man I don't believe you brought this nigga man I heard about his assThe only fool dumb enough to flunk his P.E. ClassIt's not that he's dumb, he's just wild and he's ignorantKnown for gettin' mad drunk and gettin' all belligerentMan I'm sick of this I shouldn'ta told nobodyI mean three's company, but four cars makes a partyMental note: lock the garage, hide the keys to dad's Rolls'Cause it's outta control, this ***** is taking off her clothes[Shock G]Is your dad's Rolls blue? 'Cause I got bad newsHumpty took a cruise, and barbeque pit went in the poolTurned the water grey, I would stay and help you clean upBut the neighbors say police are comin', I'm bout to G up[Humpty Hump]Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back MURS, where should I park it?I brought the whole strip club with me, we bout to spark itMy girl urled in your backseat, but yo it's coolWe got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use your dad's room?[Chorus 2X]It's risky business, man what is this?I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix shitIt's risky business, man what is this?I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it[MURS]What you mean my dad's room? Nigga is you crazy?And what's up with them glasses, what'cha eye kinda lazy?Anyways we gotta clean that shit up out the backseatBut first what's up with that blonde, you think shelikes black meat?[Shock G]She said she was a virgin to the brown, never splurged in the townBut she's down, 'cause you got her all moist, like the Rolls Royce backseat'Least I can do is help you clean it up cousinWhat time is mom and dad comin'?[Humpty Hump]Yo, why y'all bein' responsible and shit? We gotta hook upWe tryin' to get these chicks upstairs, see what we can cook upOne of them got their toes blue, coochie shaved, so coolMy nose tryin' to be with those when the doors close fool[MURS]Exactly. ***** the backseat I'm tryin' to smack cheeksUntil they turn reddish, and satisfy my *****Lay back and get some lettuce (Humpty: Yo, what'chu mean, head?) (Yeah)That's what I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But what about your parents?)Well, they never called me back, I guess their flight got delayedSo we got time to get layed, ayo Hump could you watch out for that white Escalade?(Humpty: Did you even have to ask?) Well since you're on the taskI'ma head upstairs and get focused on some assAnd if I start to scream, do your best to ignore meIf my parents come in, just tell them the Burger King storyJust keep 'em entertained until I finish gettin' brained(Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, he's gettin' drained) And the name is Elaine[Chorus 2X]
