Nataly Dawn - Even Steven Lyrics
If I could get even with stevenI’d sacrifice many other dayTo tell all the people who worship his nameAll the tales of his merciless waysIt’s sad not a soul would believe themSo think as the web that he spunBut I know the truth of his terrible talesAnd maybe the truth will save oneOh steven, you’re not a manYou’re not even a boyYou’re just one cheating, apple eating heathenThe truth will bring me joy, oh joy, oh joyIf I could get even with stevenI’d have 2 stoops of very lowA swift uppercut wouldn’t cut itI feel so below, yeah on top we must goI give you a reason for leavingAnd tell your insetatious clanTo quit the charades and for once just behaveAs the heavenly father commenceOh steven, you’re not a manYou’re not even a boyYou’re just one cheating, apple eating heathenThe truth will bring me joy, oh joy, oh joyBut I can’t get even with stevenI pray dear saint peter to spareNow one feels the detail of your wretched waysWhen you judge for you many affairsCause I cringe when I think that you’re thievinSome poor helpless heart as I speakBut the handsome gets bastardsAre all in god’s graceTill the craziest wake from their sleepOh steven, you’re not a manYou’re not even a boyYou’re just one cheating, apple eating heathenThe truth will bring me joy, oh joy, oh joy.
