Pharcyde - Ya Mama Lyrics
Intro:Yo man, you gotta be... you knowYou gotta be on to die, man, what's up with that?Yo bro-shotYeah, word up bro-shotUh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like droppin knowledgeAnd writin good stuffAy man, why don't you quit talkin all the stuff and do something about it?You know what i'm sayin?Oh, you talking about.. kick some, uh, knowledge...Yeah, well you do that like right now... and some wisdom for the peopleWhat's up with that?Ok, i got it(brothers and sisters)Verse one: booty brownYa mom is so fat (how fat is she?)Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busyWith twenty-two burritos, but times are roughI seen her in the back of taco bell with handcuffsThe sad fact (what?) ya mama smokes crack (what?)She got a burning yearning and there's no turning backHer knuckles drag down to the ground when she walkSpit comes out that ***** mouth when she talkRefrain:***** on a mountain top, tootin on a flizootRidin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizootShe's got the wings and teeth of an african batHer middle name is mudbone and on top of all that:Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (3x)Ya mama, ya mama, ya mamaVerse two: slim kid treYa mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocksWith the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socksHeld up the ice cream truck with a slingshotShe grabbed a bag of cheese corn and a soda popYa mama root'n'toot and stole my loot and my suitShe may have the muscles, but no, she's not cuteShe's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass tittyFilled up with kool-aid, just for the kiddiesRefrain:On a cliff butt *****, tootin on a fluteRidin on a horse drinkin whisky out a bootShe's got the teeth and the wings of an african batHer middle name is mudbone and on top of all thatYa mama got the wooden legs with real feet (3x)Ya mama, ya mama, ya mamaVerse three: fat lipWatch out, i'm thinkin about your mother to a funky beatI went to your house, and she licked me on the cheekI said excuse me lady, but i remember seeing you at the palladiumWay back in septemberCause you was beatboxin for lou rawlsIn some bright red boxer drawersYou said ya moms was pretty and youngBut she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongueRefrain:Ya moms, ya moms, she uses brutAnd i saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a bootShe's got the wings and teeth of an african batHer middle name is mudbone, and on top of all thatYa mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (3x)Ya mama, ya mama, ya mamaVerse four: imaniAwwwwwwww, ya mom is so fat (how fat is she?)We rode up on her back to get some burgers from wendy'sAnd her skates went flat; i got stuck in her butt crackThey thought i was lost but i was caught by the g-strapHeaven forbid a giant fart would give wayCause that would blow me round the world in a dayWe drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to payBecause we dressed her up to look just like a chevroletRefrain:***** on a mountain top tootin on a flizootRidin on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizootWith the wings and the teeth of an african bat, ba-aa-aa-atHer middle name is mudbone and on top of all thatYa mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (3x)Ya mama, ya mama, ya mamaOutro:Ya mama got snake skin teethYa mama wears coat hangers for earrings , dude she looks like.... heheheYa mama was making sex threats to ricky bell and shitYa mama jacked the kool-aid man for a sip, niggaYa mama was walking down on sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back(you're a sellout) ya mama's a sellout nigga ya mamaNigga ya mama did a pop tune niggaYa mama's glasses are so thick she look into a mapAnd see people wavin at herYour mother got an ouija board on her backSidney with eq and everything what he be sayinHis mother be hooked, fishin with a hook and reel at the frozen food sectionTre's mama got playdough teethYa mother be eatin daisies like now and laters and shitYa mama's an extra on the simpsons and shitYa mama's so fat you can't even see her legsIt just looks like she's just gliding across the floor...
