Rick Moranis - Live Blogging The Himel Family Bris Lyrics
I’m live blogging Marky Himel’s brisI just gave Marky Himel’s Uncle Manny a kissI’m posting, I’m hosting, I’m filing, I’m sharingThat Marky’s Uncle Manny smells a lot like herringI’m live blogging the Himel family brisThe mohel just avoided getting hit with Marky’s pissThere’s laughter, there’s joy, there’s loving and caringHow does this guy do it while everyone is staringI’m live bloggingL’chaim bloggingWasn’t Rashi just a blog?The mohel is bandaging Marky Himel’s hogI’m trying to grab a photo to put in on my blogI’m transferring a sound file of Marky Himel screamingIt’s drowning out the sound of the chafing dishes steamingThere’s blintzes and bialys and cream cheese with chivesThe mohel’s stuff is separate from the plastic forks and knivesThere’s coffee and babka, a frozen chocolate logI’m fressing with one hand so I can live blogI’m live bloggingHot diggity doggingWasn’t the Talmud just a blog?I’m upstairs now and going through some drawersIt looks like Michael Himel’s been stealing from the storesNo wonder he paid cash for that monstrosity in QuogueI’m scanning all the evidence, it’s right there on my blogLook at these prescriptions, the Himels are depressedNo wonder Shelley Himel’s in at least a 14 dressNot a single guest towel, the whole place has a stinkI’ll send a thank you email with a Bed and Bath linkI’m live bloggingL’chaim bloggingWasn’t the Mishna just a blog?I’m live blogging, a virtual addictionMost of it is true but more of it is fictionI’m aggregating, permalinking, tagging what I canI loaded up on pâté but I think it’s really spamI’m live blogging the Himel family brisTheir simchas have a record of being hit and missI’ll take a doggie bag even though I’ve got no dogI got the recipe for Shelley’s frozen chocolate logThe recipe’s available by clicking on my blogYou can even taste the chocolate log by licking on my blogBe careful if your tongue winds up sticking to my blogI’m live bloggingL’chaim bloggingEverybody blog
