Run-d.m.c. - You Be Illin' Lyrics
Verse 1(one) day when I was chillin in kentucky fried chickenJust mindin my business, eatin food and finger lickinThis dude walked in lookin strange and kind of funnyWent up to the front with a menu and his moneyHe didnt walk straight, kind of side to sideHe asked this old lady, yo, yo, um...is this kentucky fried?The lady said yeah, smiled and he smiled backHe gave a quarter and his order, small fries, big mac!You be illinVerse 2(to)day you won a ticket to see doctor jFront row seat (in free!) no payRadio in hand, snacks by feetGames about to start, you kickin popcorn to the beatYou finally wake up, docs gone to townRound his back, through the hoop, then you scream touchdown!You be illinVerse 3The other day around the way I seen you illin at a partyDrunk as skunk you illin punk and in your left hand was bacardiYou went up to this fly girl and said yo, yo, can I get this dance?She smelt your breath and then she left you standin in your illinStanceYou be illinVerse 4(for) dinner, you ate it, there is none leftIt was salty, with butter and it was defYou proceeded to eat it cos you was in the moodBut holmes you did not read it was a can of dog food!You be illin