Spencer & Spencer - Russian Band Stand Lyrics
Welcome to Russian Band StandDis is your host, Nikita ClarkchevIn Russia almost everybody watches Russian Band Stand[Machine gun fire]Now everybody watches Russian Band Stand!Heh, heh, hehNext is number one song in Russia[Gibberish Russian song](But we don't like that song! )You got to like that song, it's number one song!(But we don't like...)[Machine gun fire]Who else doesn't like that song?(I don't like...)[Machine gun fire](... any... other... song)Too late, comrade!Now, anybody else don't like?(We like that song)All right, now a word from our sponsorYou better listen!Play that stroganoff, new schwachling cigaretteEach cigarette two puffsThat's all you got time forWork twenty two hours a day, so clineIs only cigarette with microphone filterSo be careful comrade, secret police are listeningIs only cigarette I smoke, right Comrade Mamarelichev?Right, is only cigarette you can buyNext on Russian Band Stand is country's number one singing star, Nikita PresleychevWhat are you going to sing, Nikita?[Gibberish Russian song]No, that's wrong song[Machine gun fire]Tomorrow we have new number one singing starTomorrow we have new number one songHey comrade, we are secret policeTomorrow we have new host on Russian Band Stand
