Stephen Colbert - Another Christmas Song Lyrics
Ho! It's another Christmas songWhoa! Get ready brother for another Christmas songThey play for a month, Ad infinitumOne day it struck me someone must write 'emSo! It's another Christmas songSanta clause singing on naughty snowReindeer ringing in the mistletoeThe manger's on fire,The holly's a-glowHear the baby Jesus cryin' ho ho hoHey! It's another Christmas songYay! Another oft' returning (often returning)Royalty earning Christmas songI've got plenty more so go buy a modemLog on to iTunes and pay to download 'emPay! For another Christmas songChestnuts glisten on a silent nightSleigh-bells kissing by candle lightThe tree is frozen, the winter's brightWho'd have thought the wise men look so whiteYou! Don't you wanna sing along?To! My humble yule tideDreamed up pool sideChristmas songMake it a part of your holiday canonMake it the heart of my retirement plan andDo! Sing another Christmas songBEAT IT INTO 'EM FELLAS!WATCH MY FEET FLY!But wait! Who's this?Young ones starving on a dead-end streetTaped up tabloids on their frost-bit feetHear what they carol as they huddle for heat(All children)Please help the "Colbert Children" eatWhoa! Just another Christmas songNo! This is like no other Christmas-mother-lovin'-songPublic to whom I'm so proud to have panderedPlease save my family and make this a standardGo! Join the ever-growing throngWho are singingAnd swingin'While my kids are clinging to the hopeMy register's ching-ching chinging from the cash I'm bringingFrom another Christmas song
