Steve Harley - Muriel the Actor Lyrics
She – got my number and she – chasing me so farMe – out of slumber, I can do with no faut-pasMixed-up and bleeding, I’s high on believingIt’s all surrealSlip on a T-shirt, me – gotta look so coolMe Biba braces are making me so cruelShe – Dinosaur and Me – her He-WhoreSleep MurielOh ! See her move so right in her big baggy stridesAnd her golden top made of satinSee her wriggle her hips, take the almighty pissThis is Muriel the actor who’s rapping, ping, pingShe dressed to kill and Me – looking so jollyI know she will ’cos she’s a lady of follyShe’s seventeen, oh ! You know what I meanShe’s a circus girlAcross the ring on a gay light fantasticFor anything, oh ! She’ll bust her elasticShe – so inviting, me – giving up fightingI’m all in a whirlOh ! See her move so right in her big baggy stridesAnd her golden top made of satinSee her wriggle her hips, take the almighty pissThis is Muriel the actor who’s rapping, ping, pingA superman in a comical momentJump through the fan, you’re the inhuman showmanOh ! hear the roar of the crowd call for moreSo gullible !!!!Me – took ma band on the road for a lift upShe took my hand and she said "never give up"Oh schizophrenia, I know you, I been yerSo subtle…..Oh ! See her move so right in her big baggy stridesAnd her golden top made of satinSee her wriggle her hips, take the almighty pissThis is Muriel the actor who’s rapping, ping, ping
