Studio Killers - Ode to the Bouncer Lyrics
Ooh, let me in or I'll get physical with youI just gotta dance right now, it's critical to doNo, I haven't had no dopeLift up the velvet ropeMr doorman stop teasingI'm freezing out hereSee, I've got friends insideIt's my birthday tonightAnd I'm not wearing trainersNot to mention knickersIt's futile to debateWith St Peter at the gateMade of protein milkshakeAnd low carb intakeCause all in all you're justAnother prick at the doorOoh, let me in or I'll get physical with youI just gotta dance right now, it's critical to doBouncer, hey bouncer,Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncerI just gotta dance right now, it's criticalBouncer, bouncerOoh, bouncer, empowered and arousedI see it in your trousersAnd in the way you browse herLook she's in!What?! Her dress is up to waterlineB*tch is clearly borderlineNose as white as Snow White's, in moonlightWe standing all in front ofAnother prick at the doorOoh, let me in or I'll get physical with youI just gotta dance right now, it's critical to doBouncer, hey bouncer,Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncerI just gotta dance right now, it's criticalBouncer, hey bouncerBounce bounce bouncerOoh, let me in or I'll get physicalI just gotta dance right now, it's criticalSo you can play karateYou thick illiteratiI'm a black belt in lifeSo go home to your ugly wifeYou forgot in your wisdomThat window to the ladies roomA whole new possibility for a cat like meOoh, let me in or I'll get physical with youI just gotta dance right now, it's critical to doBouncer, hey bouncer,Bouncer, bounce bounce bouncerI just gotta dance right now, it's critical
