Tankard - Beyond the Pubyard Lyrics
Stinking of alcoholWho am I? Can’t rememberAin’t sure I wanna knowThe beer stains on my clothingRevealed by neon lightsThey tell me every morningAnother thirsty nightA lover of bottles I amBeen born here, grew up here, I’ll die hereThe stuff in the sink is my brainMy father smelled offensiveMy mother was a *****But it was love at first drinkThey practiced what they preachedRefrain:Beyond the pubyard – outside I’ve never beenBeyond the pubyard – my world’s a drinker’s dreamBeyond the pubyard – I live my life in ginBeyond, beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond the pubyardHey barman, you’re my heroOne thousand liqueurs stockYou make some crazy moneyWhile drinking on the jobA lover of bottles I amBeen born here, grew up here, I’ll die hereThe stuff in the sink is my brainI have no use for clean airI don’t like oxygenThe cigarette smoke preserved meJust call me Boozer ManRefrain:Beyond the pubyard – outside I’ve never beenBeyond the pubyard – my world’s a drinker’s dreamBeyond the pubyard – I live my life in ginBeyond, beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond the pubyardI have no use for clean airI don’t like oxygenThe cigarette smoke preserved meJust call me Boozer ManRefrain:Beyond the pubyard – outside I’ve never beenBeyond the pubyard – my world’s a drinker’s dreamBeyond the pubyard – I live my life in ginBeyond, beyond, beyond, beyond, beyond the pubyard