Tenacious D - Things I Want Lyrics
Ho Ho HoSo many christmas letters,So many wishes,Lucy wants a squeezie doll,Jimmy wants a moon rocket,Oh, this list is rather long,Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!Hey now Santa I'm writing to you,Cos there's alot of cool shit I wantI know I've been naughty but cut me some slack,Cos there's alot of cool shit I want,So here's my list-a, So check it out twice-a,I waaaaaaant,A solid gold Harley with machine guns on the front,I waaaaaaant,A Motley Crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns,I want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight,I want all of the Beatles copyrights,I want to chop Florida off the map,I want Pamela Andersons speedo top,So there you go Santa theres my christmas list,Thats all the cool shit I want,But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed,There's still alot of cool shit I want,So here's my list-a,So check it out twice-a,I waaaaaaant,A time machine and a BB gun,I waaaaaaant,A statue of Moby on the surface of the sun,I waaaaaaant,To party ***** on a schoolbus full of nuns,I waaaaaaant,A bumper pool table and a robot pelican,There you go Santa I'm sure you'll agree,That there's some really cool shit I want,I know I've been naughty but I guarantee,That I deserve every single one,So here's my list-a,So check it out twice-a,I know I've been naughty but life aint nice-a,PS I still-a need some more shit-a,I waaaaaaant,A diamond hyena shooting fire from his butt,I waaaaaaant,A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns,I waaaaaaant,A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks,I waaaaaaant,All the cool shit I want! 
