The Baseball Project - Panda & The Freak Lyrics
You heard about the Mudcat
Catfish and the Georgia PeachThe Kitten and the CobraThe Spaceman and the BeastGoose, Bird, Rooster, Penguin, VultureAnd your bird can singAnd the greatest nickname of all timeDeath to flying thingsIn old New York, it was Turkey MikeMuggsy and the Big SixIn San Francisco, Baby BullStretch, and the Say Hey KidThen came the Count, the HackmanJack the Ripper and Will the ThrillBarry and Jeff KentBut a dearth of nicknames, that is untilThe Giants got the PandaThe Giants got the FreakThe Panda's smoking line drivesThe Freak is throwing heatPanda and the FreakPanda and the FreakWhen it comes to kung fu fightingHe's no better than Hong Chi QuoHe's kinda like Bruce LeeIf you cross Bruce Lee with a buffaloHe barrels 'round the basesHe scrambles for ground ballsZito named him Kung Fu PandaThat's our Pablo SandovalThe Giants got the PandaThe Giants got the FreakThe Panda's smoking line drivesThe Freak is throwing heatPanda and the FreakPanda and the FreakThey said he wasn't built to lastThey said that he's too smallThe Mariners passed him right byNow that was a bad callTwo Cy Youngs, two strike-out crownsIn his first full two yearsAnd if Timmy takes a puff or twoWell, let's raise a toast, "Three cheers"The Giants got the PandaThe Giants got the FreakThe Panda's smoking line drivesThe Freak is smoking weedPanda and the FreakPanda and the FreakPanda and the FreakPanda and the Freak