The Broadways - Into The Woods - Your Fault Lyrics
BAKER (To Jack)It's because of you there's a Giant in our midstand my Wife is dead!JACKBut it isn't my fault,I was given those beans!You persuaded me to trade awayMy cow for beans!And without those beansThere'd have been no stalkTo get up to the GiantsIn the first place!BAKERWait a minute, magic beansFor a cow so oldThat you had to tellA lie to sellIt, which you told!Were they worthless beans?Were they oversold?Oh, and tell us whoPersuaded youTo steal that gold.LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Jack)See, it's your fault.JACKNo!BAKERSo it's you fault...JACKNo!LITTLE RED RIDING HOODYes, it is!JACKIt's not!BAKERIt's true.JACKWait a minute-But I only stole the goldTo get myCow back from you!LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Baker)So it's your fault!JACKYes!BAKERNo, it isn't!I'd have kept those beans,But our house was cursed.She made us get the cow to getThe curse reversed!WITCHIt's you father's faultThat the curse got placedAnd the place got cursedIn the first place!LITTLE RED RIDING HOODOh.Then it's his fault!WITCHSo.CINDERELLAIt was his fault...JACKNo.BAKERYes, it is,It's his.CINDERELLAI guess...JACKWait a minute, though-I chopped down the beanstalk-Right? That's clear.But without any beanstalk,Then what's queerIs how did the second Giant get down hereIn the first place?Second place...CINDERELLAYes!LITTLE RED RIDING HOODHow?BAKERHmmm...JACKWell,Who had the other bean?BAKERThe other bean?CINDERELLAThe other bean?JACK (To Baker)You pocketed the other bean.BAKERI didn't!Yes I did.LITTLE RED RIDING HOODSo it's your-!BAKERNo, it isn't,'Cause I gave it to my Wife!LITTLE RED RIDING HOODSo it's her-!BAKERNo, it isn't!CINDERELLAThen whose is it?BAKER (To Cinderella)Wait a minute!She exchanged that beanTo ontain your shoe,So the one who knows what happenedTo that bean is you!CINDERELLAYou mean that old bean-That your Wife-? Oh, dear-But I nvere knew,And so I threw-Well, don't look here!LITTLE RED RIDING HOODSo it's your fault!CINDERELLABut-JACKSee, it's her fault-CINDERELLABut-JACKAnd it isn't mine at all!BAKER (To Cinderella)But what?CINDERELLA (To Jack)Well, if you hadn't goneBack up again-JACKWe were needy-CINDERELLAYou were greedy!Did you need that hen?JACKBut I got it for my Mother-!LITTLE RED RIDING HOODSo it's her fault then!CINDERELLAYes? And what the harpIn the third place?BAKERTher harp- yes!JACKShe went and dared me to!LITTLE RED RIDING HOODI dared you to?JACKYou dared me to!She said t hat I was scared-LITTLE RED RIDING HOODMe?JACKTo.She dared me!LITTLE RED RIDING HOODNo, I didn't!BAKER, CINDERELLA, JACKSo it's your fault!LITTLE RED RIDING HOODWait a minute-!CINDERELLAIf you hadn't dared him to-BAKER (To Jack)And you had left the harp alone,We wouldn't b ein troubleIn the first place!LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Cinderella)Well, if you hadn't thrown away the beanIn the first place-!CINDERELLAWell, if she hadn't raised them in the first place-!LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD (To Cinderella)It was your fault!JACK (To Witch)Yes, if you hadn't raised them in the first place-!LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD & BAKER (To Witch)Right! It's you raised them in the first place-!CINDERELLAYou raised the beans in the first place!JACKIt's you fault!CINDERELLA, JACK, BAKER, LITTLE RED RIDING HOODYou're responsible!You're the one to blame!It's your fault!
