The Lancashire Hotpots - Chippy Tea Lyrics
Well it's the end of the working weekand I'm rushing back home quickI'm starvingI'm fair klempt tha knowsI could eat a butter brickI need stodgy food without the fussThen wife gives me a plate of cous cousI said I'm sorry love but I want's a chippy teaChippy tea, chippy teaI want's a chippy teaBut you keep givin posh noshit don't agree with meI don't want lobster thermadoreOr your rasberry coulieI'm a working man from Lancashireand I wants a chippy teaPlenty salt and vinegar on that loveLeave it open will ya darlingIt's dark when I sets off to workIt's dark when I come homeAnd all I want is simple foodNot Din Sum from Ken HomHer inspiration's ready steady cookAm I eating it?Am I f...it's friday nightand i want a chippy teaChippy tea, chippy teaI want's a chippy teaBut you keep givin posh noshit don't agree with meI don't want lobster thermadoreWith your rasberry coolieIt's Friday nightI'm within my rightsI wants a chippy tea/27688-The-Lancashire-Hotpots.html"And in the red kitchenWilliam is preparing griddled squidWith coconut pestoChilli jam and an ice cointreau custard""And in the Lancashire kitchenBernards brought back from the chippyChips, peas, pudding, gravy wrappeda carton of curry, a barmcake and a can of vimtoNow"Chippy tea, chippy teaI want's a chippy teaBut you keep givin posh noshit don't agree with meI don't want lobster thermadoreOr your rasberry coulieI'm a working man from Lancashireand I wants a chippy teaGot any of your satchets of tomato sauceThrow us a chicken in there will you loveWigan chippys they have baby's headsIn St Helen's they serve splitsBut tha's giving nouvel cuisineAnd all I want is chipsI don't care if it's one of Nigela'sI think that's a funny name for a fellaI'm not eating itI wants a chippy teaOne last timeChippy tea, chippy teaI want's a chippy teaBut you keep givin posh noshit don't agree with meYou can keep your Jamie OliversOr your Gordon Ramsey'sI'm a working man from Lancashireand I wants a chippy teaRightThrow a sausage in that batter lovePass us one of those 2p forks
