The Radiators - Fess' Song Lyrics
I was walking down the streetJust the other dayWhen a guy walked up and said HiHiHe was asking for donationsFor some religous shitAnd I turned and asked him whyHe said "If you buy this book from me,I'll give you eternal lifeSomething which you won't forget"I said "Listen misterI've got my own four rules,There's lots of life left in me yet"I take drugs (drugs)I like s** (sex)I like looking at dirty picturesI like lying in bed with fessHe then became persistentSo I turned aroundAnd glared at that man goodbyeBye byeYou see I'm not the violent typeBut this guy he's just oblivious in my eyesI then became objectiveI said c'mon man don't give that full of shitShitI said "Listen misterI've got my own four rules,There's lots of life left in me yet"I take drugs (drugs)I like s** (sex)I like looking at dirty picturesI like lying in bed with fessI take drugs (drugs)I like s** (sex)I like looking at dirty picturesI like lying in bed with fessDrugs (drugs) and s** (sex)Dirty picturesAnd fessDrugs and s**WoohoooDirty picturesI like lying in bed with fessListen to meYou gotta believe whenI talk about my drugs buddy
