The Toilet Bowl Cleaners - Miley Cyrus Farts Lyrics
She's an actress, she's a singerShe's America's sweetheartLet me tell you a secretMiley Cyrus fartsYes, I know it's shockingAnd it's sad, but it is trueEvery day she farts out gas and sometimes she goes pooShe's supposed to be wholesomeShe's supposed to be sweetSo her handlers keep her away from the gassy foods she likes to eatOnce a little boy was getting Miley's autographWhen she let out a little toot, the little boy just laughedAnd it showed that this conspiracy isn't necessary at allIf kids find out that Miley farts, they'd still buy all her products at the mall'Cause everybody poops and farts, it's not such a big dealSo go ahead, Miley Cyrus, fart on stage and let us know you're realYou're an actress, you're a singerYou're America's sweetheartAnd it's not so shocking at all to learnThat Miley Cyrus fartsYes, she doesAnd that's okayWe still love her