Tom Lehrer - Silent E Lyrics
Who can turn a can into a cane?Who can turn a pan into a pane?Its not too hard to seeIts silent eWho can turn a cub into a cube?Who can turn a tub into a tube?Its elementaryFor silent eHe took a pin and turned it into pineHe took a twin and turned him into twineWho can turn a cap into a cape?Who can turn a tap into a tape?A little glob becomes a globe instantlyIf you just add silent eHe turned a dam - alikazam! - into a dameBut my friend sam stayed just the sameWho can turn a man into a mane?Who can turn a van into a vane?A little hug becomes huge instantlyDont add w, dont add x, and dont add y or z,Just add silent e