Too Short - Paula & Janet Lyrics
*****! that's a trademarkI was at my house not doing anythingHalf past ten I heard the phone ringWhen I picked it up, I said "hello? "The ***** spoke up and said "what's up ho? "I said, "*****, if you're fine it's my dick"Enough playing, who the ***** is this?She said "janet" I said "oh"Met the ***** last week at my showI told her "call me" and I gave her my cardShe talked dirty and my dick got hardThat night I *****ed the ***** three times straightNext night we made another dateI gave a concert and she came backstage***** a *****, I'm trying to get paidBut that puusy squeezed tighter than a vice grip*****ed around and met this other *****Right out the back I told her "***** let's go"Took the ***** to my limo even thoughHer friend said I'm ugly, I ain't even freshShe told her friend they ***** the bestRushed the ***** to the back seatShe pulled up her skirt and *****ed the shit out of meShe said her name was paula, ***** turned me outTook my dick out the *****, let me cum in her mouthShe kept sucking like a veteran, I couldn't handle itThe limo door opened, it was janetShe jumped in the car, they started kissing and shitI kicked back and let 'em have this dickI told the driver "take me straight home"Then called my partner on the car phoneI said "i'll hook you with a bad-ass *****"Come to my house and don't even tripHe came over and we served the hoes*****ed the *****es like gigalosPaula and janet will make you wet in your pantsBut to me, they're just two more trampsWith some good ass mother*****ing *****, no shitShort dog's in the mother*****ing house and I ain't even tripping, *****
