UTFO - Roxanne Roxanne Lyrics
rtist: UTFOAlbum:UTFOSong: Roxanne, Roxanne[Kangol]Yo EMD[EMD]Yeah, what's up man?[Kangol]There goes that girl they call Roxanne.She's all stuck up[EMD]Why you say that?[Kangol]Cause she wouldn't give a guy like me no rapShe was walking down the street so I said "HelloI'm Kangol from UTFO."And she said "So?"And I said "So?!? Baby don't you know?I can sing, rap, and dance in just one showCause I'm Kangol, Mr. SophisticataAs far as I'm concerned ain't nobody greaterFrom beginning to end and, to beginningI never lose because I'm all about winningBut if I were to lose, I wouldn't be upsetCause I'm not a gambler, I don't betI don't be in no casino, and baby while you knizzowThe izzi is the grizzeat Kizzangizzo."I thought she'd be impress by my devious rapI thought I had her caught cause I'm a sinister trapI thought it'd be a piece of cake but it was nothing like thatI guess that's what I get for thinking, ain't that right, black?Then crizzi to gizzone and seen number izzoneCrizzin ricking tizza of mizzac mic dizzaWith the bang bang, brother I feel badBut I ain't comitting suicide for no crabBut calling her a crab is just a figure of speechCause she's an apple, a pear, a plum, and a peachI thought I had it in the palm of my handBut man oh man, if I was grand I'd bang RoxanneChorus:Roxanne, Roxanne, can't you understand?Roxanne, Roxanne, I wanna be your man[EMD]You Kango, I don't think that you're denseBuy you went about the matter with no experienceYou should know, she doesn't need a guy like youShe needs a guy like me, with a high IQAnd she'll take to my rap, cause my rap's the bestThe educated rapper MD will never fessSo when I met her, I wasted no timeBut stuck up Roxanne paid me no mindShe thought my name was Barry, I told her it was GaryShe said she didn't like it so she chose to call me BarryShe said she'd love to marry, my baby she would carryAnd if she had a baby, she'd name the baby HarryHer mother's name is Baby, which is really quite contraryHer face is really hairy, and you can say it's scarySo isn't not every, her father's a fairyHis job is secondary, in some militaryHe throws them to an ?electric camp? that wasn't voluntaryHis daughter's name is Sherry, his sons are Tom and JerryJerry had the flu but it was only temporaryBack in January, or was it February?But everytime I say this rhyme it makes me kinda wearyIt's only customary to give this commentarySome say it's bad, some say it's legendaryYou can search all you want, try your local libraryYou'll never find a rhyme like this in any dictionaryBut do you know, after all thatAll I received was a pat on the backThat's what you get, it happened to meAin't that right Mixmaster I-C-EChorus[Kangol]You thought you had a rose, you thought you was CupidBut EMD, your rap was plain stupidI know you're educated, but when will you learn?Not all girls want to be involved with bookwormsYou gotta be strong in a way she can't resistSo educated rapper, huh, bust this...Since she's a new girl on the blockI had to let her know that I'm the debonoir DocI said "I'd like to speak to you if I canAnd if I'm correct your name is Roxanne."She said "How'd you know my name?"I said "It's getting around.Right now baby you're the talk of the townPlease let me walk you to the corner, my rap will be brief."She said "I've seen you before, you look like a thief."I said "Me? The Doc? A hood, a rock?Running around the street robbing people on the block?Nah, that's not my style, that crime I'm not relatedAs far as I'm concerned I'm too sophisticated."Then it seemed I got busy cause she cracked a smileThat let me know my rap was worth her whileShe said "You call yourself a doctor?"I said "This is true."She said "Explain to me really what doctors must do."I said "This is very rare because I don't say this every dayThere's a million medical skills a doctor displaysDermatology is treatment of the skinInfected and you'll see me and you'll know you're againThere's enthesiology, opthomologyInternal medicine and plastic surgeryOrpedic surgery and pathologyA disease involves a change of the body."She said "Ooooh, that's very unique."Gave me her number and kissed me on the cheekShe said she had to go but be back by 8So to call her at 9 to arrange a date[EMD]Did you take her to the beach?[Kangol]That's what we plannedBut she stood me up, Roxanne, RoxanneChorus[Kangol]And here's our gameplan[EMD]The beat is here, so we will reveal it[Kangol & EMD]And if you think it's soft, then Roxanne feel it![beat boxing and scratching]
