Vanity - If A Girl Answers Hang Up Lyrics
V: Brenda how we gonna get to the party?Call up Jimmy. He's got a car.And what if a girl answers?Hang upHang up nothin' Jimmy said I was his girlHoney dont you know everyones Jimmy's girlBrenda I know better then anybodyWell if a girl answers dont hang up just talk about itHello - this is Vanity is Jimmy homeYes but he's taking a showerOh I see did he just take out the trashNo that was something he use to do now he's taking out meOh I see well tell him he left his pants over here last nightThats ok you keepem' he wont be needing them tonightOh whats the matter is he going swimmingWhy no we was gonna go but he said he did that last nightWell sugar I know about a great party, why dont you bring us your carSo sorry baby I never go to singles barsSingle is that what you think, Tramp I'm taking your dadOh he died about 7 years back now aint that just to badWell thats how we like them, tall stiff and ready. Thats positivly more then I can say for dead JimmyThats because he was swollowing vitamin E now he's swollowing meOh you mean you were swollowing him, why dont you just tie a mattress to your backI'm gonna need it cause if I ever see your face I'm gonna fall and have a heart attackAll thats gonna fall is the wig off your head..now what ya think about thatI think I'd rather wear a wig then run a motel for roaches, ants and lice, dogs and cats in my hatBRENDA:Hey thats gone to far here give me the phoneHey tramp take a bath and puke.Whats more you can kiss where the sun dont shine, if that dont work we can duke.You see the only kind of man that would play with you is one that plays with himselfNone of my friends can stand the sight of you, much less the smell.If I wasnt a lady I would take my money and buy you a brand new facethen take my underwear and stick in your mouth and you would love itcause you got no taste.And if that dont work call back your dead daddy and show him what you look like nowHoney I bet he'd never come back cause you one ugly cow.Girl you tell your boyfriend Jimmy he can go get hit by a carcause as far as I can see he cant afford to buy the beat of this starThere is two things we cant standOnes a jive talk manthe other is a jive talk man with no moneycan you dig itClick
