Willie Dee - Bald Headed Hoes Lyrics
(talking)Haha, y'all thought this was Dragnet didnt youWrong answer againThis song is for all the muther*****in chicken head *****esAnd we kept the muther*****in names the sameCause we think being a bald head ***** is a god damn shame[Verse 1]What the ***** is goin on in this god damn worldWhat are you ***** a boy or a girl?I can't tell cause your shit on the sides is goneYou remind me of that monkey lookin ***** Grace Jones*****ed up is how you look to Willie DI just gotta have a ***** that has more hair than meSome try to cover up by weavin it throughYou ain't foolin nobodyWe know your bald headed tooChorus:Bald Head HoesWhatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see DI see some bald headed hoesBald Head HoesWhatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see DI see some bald headed hoes[Verse 2]There should be a crime against bald head hoesWhy they want to be baldNobody knowsBeing bald makes a gal look like a beastStupid ass hoes ain't ya heard of greaseHell nawCause if you did you'd have some up thereLike your ***** you gotta give it proper careEvery time I look around I see a damn disgraceMother*****ing wig pieces all over the placeIts from them Bald head hoesThey just so damn meanThe meanest ass hoes I ever seenAin't got no hair so they act crudeAnd wanna go and pick a fight with the girls who doAm I right? (you right)Hell yeah Im rightIve seen this shit night after nightInstead of wearin other peoples hair you dumbass *****You need to buy some dog mane and grow you own damn shitChorus[Verse 3]Now I just can't go with a bald head hoeYou ain't gotta ask why for me to tell you soIf I cant run through her hair with my handSomehow it seems like I be *****ing a manSo stay away you bold hickiesI know you out thereTalkin to you hoes who ain't got no hairYour sister bald ZannyYour mamma bald EddieI bet you even got a bald headed ass grannyChorus(talking)Now this is how you spot a bald headed hoe[Verse 4]Hair spots on a hot sunny dayToo many gaps in the scalp is a dead giveawayI saw no hair ClairYesterday on the cutToday I saw the girl her hair was down to her buttI hope that she now, that I know it aint realBut I wont squeal not even on AndreaKim, Shawn or MerylinnNor Tamika and Rika the famous bald head twinsSomething must be doneAbout these citizensYou askwhat will I do to support my fellow man?Im proposing a billTo capital hillTo kill all bald headed women at willChorus X2