Yelawolf & DJ Paul - Mastermind Lyrics
Look at my name up under the marqueeAnd throw up in your lap *****Still a renegadeStill up in the ChevroletSippin 7 with the lemonade, *****I’m a moonwalkerStar lit like a car sits in the dark when you have parked it like a ***** stalkerCatfish billyI’m the king of the lowlifesShow up at the show with a bunch of rich folks like id like to have ran into a light pole right before they walked inCar crashed and then bar dashed in a hurtz rental with a fat lip like Burt Reynolds moustacheWe drink it up***** that we drank it up then tear it downCrank it up like a pro hound that’s beat up and doo-doo brown(Doo-doo brown?)Yea doo-doo brownTell that fat ***** take a doo-doo nowCause I got that shitYelawolf up in this mother*****er with voodoo nowI’m a mastermind(Mastermind)Everything I touch either gets had and then they receive it as(Mastermind)Everything I do either gets bit by these heathens or even it’s ripped by the seams when I conceive it(Mastermind)Everything I touch either gets had and then they receive it as(Mastermind)My enemies grieve every time I speak in his mind like a priest in the sky I believe it I’m a(Mastermind)With a Colgate white smileBrush my teeth with propane and blow fire from the teeth of a white childYou mother*****ers better pipe down like you’ve been caught smokin boguesSlumericans all around me and we’ve been talkin cold yea(S)But a state if mind when ur Rollin up a(L) it ain’t me and NasWho howl and yell about (U)Thank god for shady I gotta give it up to (M)With out him I wouldn’t know what the ***** I would be (E)Stuck in the south with no C-A-(R)The rest of this shit is kinda cliche (I C-A-N) Laddy DaddyYes I can (Alabama)Yea I amGrew up in the south gettin popped in the mouth if you didn’t say sir yes and ma’amSo I got slapped half the timeThat why when I write about the blues then my childhood takes up half the rhymeYea I’m a psychopath sometimes a mastermind(Mastermind)Everything I touch either gets had and then they receive it as(Mastermind)Everything I do either gets bit by these heathens or even it’s ripped by the seams when I conceive it(Mastermind)Everything I touch either gets had and then they receive it as(Mastermind)My enemies grieve every time I speak in his mind like a priest in the sky I believe it I’m a(Mastermind)*****, better put your dukes upI ain’t got time for these vampiresThrow ‘em in the fire cause I am that true bloodI’m an angel untangled by the web of a black widowSo sick that I leave a tree standing up straight leaned down like a weeping willowDeep in a pillowDreamingSleep walkingNot one mother*****er in the game ready for the science, I amStephen HawkingFat ***** in the front rowDry heave and coughingGet these hoes some H2O before I get fee’d for assaultingBlood I see it oftenSuds in the bottom of a jugLeft so many duds in the club beat up and crawlingI could’ve got rich in a teeth auctionOn stage like a priest talkingAnd there will be none after mineSon of a ***** and the father of a church similar to Jesus when he found this Mack alignedMastermind