Ylvis - Massachusetts Lyrics
[Verse 1]Far away across the oceansAn undiscovered paradiseForget New York and CaliforniaThere’s a better place – now close your eyesTake my handWe are almost thereOur favorite place on earth[Hook]MassachusettsIt’s the 14th biggest stateMassachusettsJust four hours from New YorkRead amazing books for free at the Boston Library or try the local brieMassachusettsIt’s a melting pot, my friendMassachusettsSo many cultures hand in handIn perfect harmony[Bridge]Welcome to the MassachusettsLand of a thousand tribesHome of Nelson Mandela***** the apartheid[Verse 2]Come on boys of AttleboroCatholic Priests of HaverhillStaring dogs of the Suffolk CountyLocal dance group of PingryvilleEveryoneLiving side by sideIn the state of hope and dreams[Hook]MassachusettsI can’t believe this place is realMassachusettsCan’t describe the way I feelI live with Steve and JohnMark and Christopher and TomTeddy P and BruceMassachusettsThe famous Massachusetts BayMassachusettsHome of JF KennedayThat tragically was shotJust grab a friend and rent a carDrive and drive across the MassachusettsJust two friends hanging out together but never crossing the lineIt’s a thin, thin lineOh, we’re nothing more than friendsJust good friends[Bridge]Go MGo AGo S and S and OGo C and H and E and IGo CGo H and E and IGo M, A double KGo A and K and O, K, OSpell itM-A-S-S-O-C-H-E-I[Hook]MassocheicheiDoesn’t sound right to meMakkakokoThat’s way too many K’sIt should be mass – achooseLike the “mass” in “massproduce” but without “produce”MassachusettsThat’s the state I’m talking aboutMassachusettsYeah, come on down, and you can seeIt’s the paradise on earth[Bridge]Yeah, MassachusettsParadise on earthBoston city skyline or a picnic in the parkChecking out the nightlife and suddenly you’re sucking on a *****Massachusetts, greatest state of allJust because you’re kissin’ a man doesn’t make you gayConfused1620 – the pilgrims came to townMayflowerSometimes I watch The Lion King and I cry when Mufasa diesPrudential TowerCity Hall and a lighthouse by the bayWho hasn’t ever seen a hunk on the bus and thought “Mmm, I wanna sit on your lap”Let me si-i-i-itMassachusetts
