Yogscast - Brand New Friend Lyrics
Walking out one morning and the snow was all aroundSaw a little doggie in the local village poundHe was all cold and cute and was looking so aloneMy rocky heart just melted so i had to take him homeBrand new friend at christmas timeBut i didn't knowMandrew was a superdog it's trueYou can tell from his bright green glowing pooSaves the world one dog treat at a timeFetches sticks and he fights crimeSaved a man who was falling off a logStopped a car crashing into a bogPicked up all the litter in the parkRescued some kittens from a sharkStopped a volcano from eruptingThen fought some robots in BeijingFoiled a big bank robbery in townAlways puts the toilet seat downWalkies out with mandrew and the snow is all aroundBut then he runs off madly and is nowhere to be foundI'll be waiting for you when you find your way back hereI got you loads of presents and a massive keg of beerBrand new friend at christmas timeWhere have you goneRescued pirates from their sinking shipJoined a circus, did a cool backflipPushed a meteor away from EarthHelped a pregnant lay-dee to give birthWon the nobel prize in ChemistryThen went back to his school for his PhDStopped a fire from burning priceless artFixed global warming with a massive fartAll alone, on christmas timeBut it's okay becauseMandrew was a superdog it's trueBut everythings easier with twoEvery hero needs a good sidekickJust let me get my pick!Fought some ninjas then defused a bombWon king and queen at the high school promDived down to fight the giant squidCaught an ice cream cone dropped by a kidGave our seats to a lady on the trainStole the moon and put it back againDid some taxes went to outer spaceBeat trump in the presidential raceWon gold and silver at the olympicsFor drink ing beer and fetching sticksClimbed everest just for a good timeDrank all the Pope's super special wineHelped out santa by pulling his sleighBarked the route to show him the right wayDog and dwarf together kick some arseFriends forever, Merry Christmas
