thecomputernerd01 - Gangnam Style Parody Lyrics
[Verse]I got a cat, and when you squeeze him, he goes... (AAH!)Found an egg inside this vacuum and it smells like hair spray. (Mmm!)My lips are really chapped so then I drank a gallon of milk.I pop balloons when I eat brownies 'cuz I'm hotter than your pet. (bird)I like narwhals, I like llamasI go shopping in pajamasThen I go home, take a big napMy body is hairy and I like mayonnaisePatty cake, patty cakeI just made a patty cake!I look like a squirrel when I ride my bike(Yeah, baby!)[Hook]Bicycles are really awesome'Til you get hit(By a bear, by a bear, by a girl)Baby bananas are so much cuterThan this brown thing[Buildup]What the heck is that?Are you fancy, huh?What the heck is that?Are you fancy, huh?What the heck is that?Are you fancy, huh?What the heck is that?Are you fancy, huh?Uhh... what the heck is that?Are you fancy, huh?[Chorus]Everybody squeeze a catEverybody pet a catEverybody pet your friendEverybody climb a tree(Woohoo, let's go!)Hey, we got chapsticksOh, yeah, and DrakeOh, hey, a snakeHey, we got chapsticksOh, yeah, and steakOh, hey, a rake[Verse]We got the swagger that makes your grandma go insaneDrinking tea while doing heelflips is a skill I learned in Spain!I'm secretly Batman and no one ever has a clueI save the world from pure destruction and I grew up in the zooI can do the monkey bars with both my eyes closedI can also fly into the sky 'cuz I got wings!Well, this is awkwardI'm a penguinI can read your mindI like to eat my Pocky under trees(This is my BFF. OMG![Hook]Bicycles are really awesome'Til you get hit(By a bear, by a bear, by a girl)Baby bananas are so much cuterThan this brown thing[Buildup]What the heck is that?Are you fancy, huh?What the heck is that?Are you fancy, huh?What the heck is that?Are you fancy, huh?What the heck is that?Are you fancy, huh?Uhh... what the heck is that?Are you fancy, huh?[Chorus]Everybody squeeze a catEverybody pet a catEverybody pet your friendEverybody climb a tree(Woohoo, let's go!)Hey, we got chapsticksOh, yeah, and DrakeOh, hey, a snakeHey, we got chapsticksOh, yeah, and steakHey, Spiderman![Rest]Oh, hey boys!It's me.Are you ready for the ultimate time of your lifetime?YOU ARE!?[?]You see that horse over there?Get on it......and ride it![Chorus]Hey, we got chapsticksOh, yeah, and DrakeOh, hey, a snakeHey, we got chapsticksOh, yeah, and steakHey, Spiderman![Outro]Are you fancy, huh?
