Cast Of Galavant - Jackass In A Can Lyrics
Squire 1: Well, another party for the fancy folk that get to bathe once a month. Oh, that reminds me: Did you hear about the knight that got off his high horse?Galavant: No.Squire 1: Me neither. *all squires laugh*Squire 2: Knights suck.Galvant: They're not all that bad are they?Squire 3: Sure, they are.Squire 4: Worse even.Squire 4: Your average knight in armor, he's utterly the pitsSquire 3: His ego's so humungous, his helmet barely fitsSquire 4: He wears two tons of padding and thinks he's quite the manSquire 2: He's nothing but a jackass in a fancy metal canSquires 1-4: A jackass in a canThere's nothing worser thanSome high and mighty jackass in a can(All spit in their cups)Squire 1: My master hasn't had a sip of his port without my spit in it in years. I got him cravin' it now. I gave him two months without it, he said it didn't taste right. *all squires laugh*Squire 2: *to Galavant* So, what about your knight? Is he as bad as ours?Galavant: Uh, yeah, sure.There's all that fame and glorySquire 1: The smell, though? Not so greatGalavant: And then those big, long lancesSquire 3: Yeah, to overcompensateGalavant: The glamor and swaggerSquire 1: Yeah, I'm not really a fanGalavant: He's quite--Squire 2: A major dillweed?Galavant: *resigned* In a fancy metal canSquires and Galavant: A dillweed in a canThere's nothing lamer thanA condescending dillweed in a canSquire 1: And who does all the planningSquire 2: Yeah, and who does all the workGalavant: TrueSquire 4: Who gets no vacationSquire 3: Not one pay raise, not one perkGalavant: Good pointSquire 2: Whose third rate insurance comes without a dental planGalavant: Your average, humble squireAll: And not the meathead in the canThat jerkface in a canThere's nothing sadder thanGalavant: Some over muscled, chauvinistic,Self indulgent, egotistic,Stingy, prissy, narcississyAll: Jackass in a can!Galavant: Oh, my God. That's me.
