Cast Of Glavant - She'll Be Mine Lyrics
King Richard: Oh, Gareth, I try so hard to please her. I invade a kingdom for a jewel, I respect her vow of chastity, yet every day, I hear it over and over again.Galavant, GalavantBlah, blah, blah, blah, GalavantI want her, need her, crave her, yes, it's trueBut she is not the only thing I desperately want to doI want to shoot him with a crossbowI want to stab him in the eyeI want to liberate his head from his neckAnd then, punt the bloody wreck sky highI want to hurl him out a windowAnd shove explosives where the sun don't shineWant to skewer him with swords, then slowly twist themAll around his reproductive systemWon't that be divine, then she'll be mineGareth: Everybody, sing!Guards: And then, you'll do it every eveningK.R: Sweet God, at last!Guards: In every room on every floorK.R: Till I can't do it anymoreGareth: And with no Galavant distracting your brideK.R: We could start a genocidal warEntire Court: They could start a geno-- Wait, what!K.R: I could get back to all my hobbiesLike raising taxes and tormenting the poorE.C: Bless those poorK.R: No more, "Galavant is just complete perfection."Gal would never lose his... temper!"Won't that be divine, and she'll be mineJust mine, all mineMine, all mine, all mine
