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GWAR - Vlad The Impaler Lyrics

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  • [Chorus:]
  • Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
  • Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's
  • Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler
  • Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a
  • Whaler could have been a Tailor,
  • He turned out to be Norman Mailer
  • Whoaaoo
  • He stepped back and he smoked a joint
  • Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point
  • Mommy was a hamster,
  • Daddy was a jailer
  • Real tough childhood for such a *****ing failure
  • [chorus]
  • He's so glad he's Vlad
  • When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks
  • But you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks
  • When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned
  • But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned
  • Oh, how he learned
  • He learned, they burned and burned and burned
  • Rotisseries of corpses turned
  • He's so glad, oh he's so glad he's Vlad

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