Louis Logic - Idiot Gear Lyrics
"And then 4 months down the road the idiot gear kicks in, and I ask about the ex-boyfriend which, as we all know is a really dumb move but you know how it is -- you don't want to know, but you just have to know, right? You know, stupid guy bullshit."[Louis Logic]Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls:in this corner quivering in the white trunkswe have the unsuspecting boyfriend facing up to the champion,his well-seasoned girlfriend.The three knockdown rule is in full effect[Verse 1]Ding DingThat's the sound of curiousity peaking like cops that pat you downBoyfriends probably seeking the dirt on the skirt as if he's deep in the earthLike who had reached in the shirt and who was sleeping with her, but hey --She's only human and probably only doing the dude who she loves mostSo you know who she's screwingBut while you're lying there spooning assuming life is just all goodYou indavertently missed the size of the falsehoodLiving life in a small hood you probably collideWith lots of the guys who used to climb on top of your wifeSo it's not a surprise you're asking the stupidest questions:'Who was the best in the sack?' and 'How many dudes have you slept with?'But the chance is, you didn't want them answersAnd can't live with it she used to be just a dancerMaking the fast tips you would stuff her pants withAnd fast as mass transit she thought you were romantic[Chorus]I'm so glad we met (hey shorty)Come on girl try to be patient, I know I'm a pain in the assBut your ex-boyfriend has me stressed (back off dude)And all of the sex stuff should just remain in the pastBut we can't get married yet, (no we can't get married yet)It isn't just that its greener, its also the length of the grassBut somehow you keep on running to me -- and we keep living in fear of the idiot gear[Verse 2]Right about this time, most of y'all are just wishin that this was fictionAnd itchin to ask your chick if your dick isn't a depictionOf fitting inside a stitching when you're sewing it upAnd to think that most of this stuff is just over a *****I know what you're thinking, we've all grown up with womenAnd living without em seems like its harder than living with emBut if you hit em, you'll probably end up living in prison fellasThen you'll be someone's ***** -- I hope your girlfriend isn't jealousThis cinderella shit is totally irrelevantYou'll never get a girl older than 7 thats been celibateCause every chick has been around the block with a guy or tenAnd guys are sensitive, its better that you lie to themEven the violent men who's dressed up in street clothesWith stilettos and heat knows they got delicate egosIf she chose to tell you all persons with whomShe put in work in the room, it would burst your balloon[Chorus][Verse 3]Looking at your sweetest snapshot, that's when you start to wonderAbout the backdrop of her other loversWhen you discover another flick of her hidden up under thereDressed in summer wear, with her ex giving her bunny earsAnd no one wants to share their chick with last guyTo get rid of the bad vibes you figured you ask whyHer past life is still chilling in the picture frameShe'd probably forget his name if the dick's the sameWhich is lame, but for some dumb reasonThe last bum seeps into your dreams and you become unseasonedThen one evening, you build up the heart to ask herDisaster -- with your lungs breathin hard as asthmaAnd after she breaks down and tells you the truthIt leads to a fight and she's yelling at youAnd I'm convinced of this: being your queen's only kingYo man see Louis right -- ignorance is bliss[Chorus]Oh what's a guy to doNow listen to me papiYou're all *****ing idiotsHow do you like them apples?"You know what I don't think we need to do the thing where we tell each other everything ..."
